Little girls say the darndest things

I really need to bring a notebook with me wherever I go. No not to jot down those brilliant screenplay ideas or those sure fire next big thing television projects. It's to keep record of what the youngest rugrat comes up with.

Little baby Reece, as we still call her, comes up with some gems. She is definitely the comic genius of the family. The rest of us pale in comparison. That is unless you heard my JC had to be a dope smoker standup...

We knew Reece was a comedian almost at birth. She was but a toddler when I asked her what she thought about something. She couldn't even speak at the time but she could respond - a quick raspberry. Amazing...her timing was perfect.

Since then she's come up with a bunch of sayings that really don't make sense even if I could explain them in context. The best of the bunch is the reason I write today.

The midgets were making me head hurt on a recent trip about town. I couldn't take it anymore and told Reece that she was driving me to crazytown. No harm, yes? Little Reecie's response was stone faced as ever - "But Daddy, I didn't pack!"

Heather almost pulled off the road for fear of crashing. We couldn't stop laughing. Her line was perfect; timing was impecable.

So I now carry a notepad with me at all time to record these little gems and store them away to hopefully be seen on a big or little screen sometime soon.

oh..did I tell you the show idea about an alien and a nun who inherit a casino from the mob?